September 5, 2009 by Peter Gratton
Great excuse from New Jersey’s attorney general, running for governor, Chris Christie. He’ll always remain in infamy for his now decidedly forgotten role for railroading a “terrorist” (it was the subject of a This American Life episode) into a life-long sentence in what was a textbook case of entrapment. But he just didn’t care. Now apparently, some stink is being made of a traffic accident from 2002, and normally I could care less. But his excuse for hitting a motorcyclist while he was going the wrong way on a one-way street? “The motorcyclist him me.”
So just to be clear, that bad paper I gave? It fell into my hands. Your face really does have to stop hitting my fist. And for good sakes people, stop putting yourselves underneath my car.